God, fall is so sick. The weather is perfect, the vibes are high, and the food is great. What more could you want in a season? Well, there may be …
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23 Lessons From a 23 Year Old
Hi. My name is Will Blosser. I am a graduate student, student-newspaper-lackey, and audiophile. As I’m sure you can tell from my writing, I’ve got it *all* figured out–and recently, …
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EMU Welcomes Five New Faculty Members to Campus
This fall, five new faculty members joined the Eastern Mennonite University and Eastern Mennonite Seminary communities. Representing four unique departments, these individuals bring a wide range of experience and expertise …
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Who Will Win The 2024 Presidential Election?
Kamala. Gasp! No buildup? No dramatic introduction? NOPE! It’s gonna be Kamalamania this November, and we might as well start preparing the confetti cannons now. How can I be so …
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The Transition to Aramark Facilities: A Timeline
“The whole way things were handled was so wrong. We felt less than human and definitely did not feel valued at all. We had worked so hard to hold things …
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The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” Turns 55 Years Old
55 years ago today, The Beatles released their “final” album. While ‘Let It Be’ would be released a year later, the recordings of this album were, chronologically, the last songs …
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Please Save Me From Coca-Cola Oreos
Have you ever been sipping a crisp, ice-cold Coke and thought: “Gee. You know what this needs? Oreos!” What is wrong with you? I mean, hey. I’ve been known to …
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Jay-Z’s “Blueprint” Turns Twenty-Three
Blueprint is a hip-hop album by New York rapper Jay-Z. Released on the morning of September 11th, 2001, it’s fair to say that this album hit at an interesting inflection …
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“Not Trump” Is Not Enough
We’re so back, Weather Vane! Election coverage starts NOW! No more Joe! Kamala 2024! Brat Summer! Get Walz-pilled, get H-O-T-T-O-G-O to the polls! Be demure, be mindful, vote Kamala! Woo! …
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Homelessness, and the Limits of Capitalism
I don’t know how to say it nicely, so I’ll just be direct; we cannot fix homelessness. Sorry, I’m not thrilled about it either, but it’s best that we at …